1. Pase Rock is the fullest and most complete realization of artist that God has yet created. 2. Pase Rock has been DJing since the age of nine, rocking recess with the freshest Schoolhouse Rock beats. 3. Pase Rock was conceived during an episode of The Love Boat (just as Isaac asked a bar patron, “What’s your pleasure?”). 4. Pase Rock has DJ’ed or performed in every country that is worth visiting (keep hoping North Korea). 5. Pase Rock has DJ’ed private parties for various famed personalities and corporate clients including Snoop Dogg, Bjork, The Black Eyed Peas, Justin Timberlake, Playboy, Oakley, Lindsay Lohan, Heineken, Larry Flynt and Hustler Enterprises, Adidas, Diesel Jeans, Burton Snowboards, Quicksilver, Spin magazine, Vibe magazine and yo’ mama. 6. Pase Rock has whupped Dolph Lundgren’s ass on three separate occasions. 7. Pase Rock is also a renowned MC. He is a founding member of the hiphop group Five Deez and has performed with Spank Rock since 2005. 8. Pase Rock has slept with over five (5) women. 9.Pase Rock has been seen collaboration with Santogold, Elton John, Spank Rock, Soulja Boy Tell’em, Amanda Blank, John Tesh, XXXChange, Eli Escobar, RuPaul, Tortoise, Prefuse 73, T-Pain, Dutch visual artist Parra, Japanese super-producer Nujabes and more. 10. Pase Rock wears Mormon underwear “cause it feels nasty”. 11.Pase Rock was born in the Year of the Chupacabra. 12. Pase Rock’s most recent 12” “Lindsey Lohan’s Revenge” was a massive clubland hit and is still a regular in the DJ sets of DJ AM, Steve Aoki, Stretch Arm Strong, Mark Ronson, and even Lindsey Lohan herself. She vowed to never wear panties again if the art the quality of that song would be the result. 13. Pase means “lubricant” in Sanskrit. 14. Every fortune cookie Pase Rock has ever opened came true (in bed). 15. Pase Rock has numerous twelve-inch releases on over 20 different record labels. 16. www.paserock.com is a front for a high-end escort service